The label on WILD CAT commands you to "UNLEASH THE CAT". We do not recommend this. The cat sucks. WILD CAT tastes like it was brewed out of mountain lion's assholes. The mountain lion's assholes are harvested from a farm where the cats are purposely given butt cancer and fed shitloads of corn, which explains why the flavor of this is just straight corn mixed with sicky immanent death. it sucks so hard. at 5.5% alcohol you can't even get fucked up off of one. obviously the label is pretty fucking cool, so i guess its worth it if there's no other booze around and you didn't have to pay for it.
Sep 9, 2010
WILD CAT MALT LIQUOR
The label on WILD CAT commands you to "UNLEASH THE CAT". We do not recommend this. The cat sucks. WILD CAT tastes like it was brewed out of mountain lion's assholes. The mountain lion's assholes are harvested from a farm where the cats are purposely given butt cancer and fed shitloads of corn, which explains why the flavor of this is just straight corn mixed with sicky immanent death. it sucks so hard. at 5.5% alcohol you can't even get fucked up off of one. obviously the label is pretty fucking cool, so i guess its worth it if there's no other booze around and you didn't have to pay for it.
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