Sep 15, 2010

BIG BEAR MALT LIQUOR!!!!



BIG BEAR is THE BEST malt liquor ever! WarriorofthewastelandWizardofthewilderness as well as Cutty Shark AND Josh Effing Davis agree!!! The ONLY place to get it in Chicago is the otherwise highly avoidable and stupidly overpriced 1000 LIQUORS over in the 90's part of town.

Okay, so Big Bear is SEVEN-POINT-FIVE percent booze! But it tastes like its around 5.5!!! For serious, BIG BEAR isn't much worse than budweiser, which we think is GOOD. Big Bear only costs 1.69!!! Bang for buck...absolutely unbeatable. I got complimented on drinking it THREE times at the party from fools who wished they were drinkin' big bear or had even heard of its ass before.

btw, there's a fuckin bear on it and bear's eyes is shiny-metallic red!!!!!

"THE SUPERIOR MALT LIQUOR"

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