Apr 5, 2010


HOWLING MONKEY ENERGIZING COLA IS GOOD! It tastes similar to RED BULL COLA, which we like. Sort of like regular cola, but with notes of herbs and spices. HOWLING MONKEY provides a pretty good amp, but without undue geekiness. The can is 16 ounces, so there's plenty of it. It has all the staple energy ingredients: taurine, l-carnitine, inositol, guarana, ginseng, and green tea. A good soda for staying on point. Also, the label says it has MULTI-VITAMINS PURE CAFFEINE AND QUININE, and the packaging is good compared to lots of the shit out there. The level of intensity provided by this beverage couples well with a Game blunt. We find the name of this drink to be more of a dictum than just a label. THIS SHIT WAS ONLY $3.50 CENTS FOR A SIXPACK AT BIGLOTS!!! This shit is made by McKenzie River Corporation, who used to make SPARKS before Miller bought it and took out all the energy components and made it shitty!!! This tastes MUCH better than any incarnation of SPARKS. At the same time, a shout out to SPARKS from the RADICAL REALM, from being a true forerunner in the world of caffeinated malt liquor!!! SPARKS IS DEAD. LONG LIVE SPARKS.

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