FOUR LOKO is the official way to get fucked up on a budget and keep the rage coming all night (or day) long!!! It puts the HIGH into HIGH GRAVITY!!! It features a whopping TWELVE PERCENT alcohol per volume, making it TWICE AS STRONG as SPARKS(r.i.p.). It also has TAURINE, GINSENG, and GUARANA! FOUR LOKO will help you do VERY BAD THINGS and not feel one ounce of remorse!!! It also give you the POWER to get them done!!! One night Wasteoid and The Wizard both had psilocybin-esque flashbacks whilst vainly attempting to fall asleep on this potent potable!!! It tastes WAY better than any other energy booze that has ever existed (and this is an area of expertise where we definitely know what we're talking about.) The WATERMELON flavor is popular, and tastes just like a watermelon jolly rancher. The booze is almost undectable. Nevertheless, it is generally agreed that this concoction should be downed as quickly as possible, and that the can should be as cold as possible. CRAZY STRAWS MAKE IT BETTER!