FOUR LOKO LEMONADE FLAVOR

FOUR LOKO TAKES IT UP A NOTCH!!!
"THE PERFECT BEVERAGE FOR A NIGHT OF BREAKING SHIT"
"I WAS TRASHED IN LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES"
FOUR LOKO continues along its destined path to create absolute mayhem on the summer streets by releasing LEMONADE!!! Fucking shit is going to go wild!!! Just imagine it being hot outside, and you're frustrated and want to do something fucking psyche and you reach for this shit and its still sunny out but you don't even give a fuck because you're hog-wild on FOUR!!! This is THE go-to beverage for anyone who wants to do something wild and crazy. Its a full moon every night with FOUR LOKO! Oh, the flavor? AWESOME. It really should have been a little more sour, or LEMONY-ER, but that's okay. Its better than any flavor we've had yet, although there is a CRANBERRY LEMONADE waiting for tomorrow night. We'll see about that.

FOUR LOKO is the official way to get fucked up on a budget and keep the rage coming all night (or day) long!!! It puts the HIGH into HIGH GRAVITY!!! It features a whopping TWELVE PERCENT alcohol per volume, making it TWICE AS STRONG as SPARKS(r.i.p.). It also has TAURINE, GINSENG, and GUARANA! FOUR LOKO will help you do VERY BAD THINGS and not feel one ounce of remorse!!! It also give you the POWER to get them done!!! One night Wasteoid and The Wizard both had psilocybin-esque flashbacks whilst vainly attempting to fall asleep on this potent potable!!! It tastes WAY better than any other energy booze that has ever existed (and this is an area of expertise where we definitely know what we're talking about.) The WATERMELON flavor is popular, and tastes just like a watermelon jolly rancher. The booze is almost undectable. Nevertheless, it is generally agreed that this concoction should be downed as quickly as possible, and that the can should be as cold as possible. CRAZY STRAWS MAKE IT BETTER!

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH GAME!!! FOUND A DEAL AT THE CITGO IN LOGAN SQUARE!!! BIC Wildlife series lighters are a great way to infuse your day-to-day doings with epic natural vibes. You can just look at the picture and tell how cool it is. A good way to go on a magickal mission with an elk!!!

HOWLING MONKEY ENERGIZING COLA IS GOOD! It tastes similar to RED BULL COLA, which we like. Sort of like regular cola, but with notes of herbs and spices. HOWLING MONKEY provides a pretty good amp, but without undue geekiness. The can is 16 ounces, so there's plenty of it. It has all the staple energy ingredients: taurine, l-carnitine, inositol, guarana, ginseng, and green tea. A good soda for staying on point. Also, the label says it has MULTI-VITAMINS PURE CAFFEINE AND QUININE, and the packaging is good compared to lots of the shit out there. The level of intensity provided by this beverage couples well with a Game blunt. We find the name of this drink to be more of a dictum than just a label. THIS SHIT WAS ONLY $3.50 CENTS FOR A SIXPACK AT BIGLOTS!!! This shit is made by McKenzie River Corporation, who used to make SPARKS before Miller bought it and took out all the energy components and made it shitty!!! This tastes MUCH better than any incarnation of SPARKS. At the same time, a shout out to SPARKS from the RADICAL REALM, from being a true forerunner in the world of caffeinated malt liquor!!! SPARKS IS DEAD. LONG LIVE SPARKS.

Game Cigarillos are the new preferred cigars for making blunts. Everybody on the winning team agrees!!! They come in a few flavors, some of which sound sort of shit (like, wine) but WHITE GRAPE is an excellent flavor. We used to think that Swisher Sweets and White Owls were excellent choices for making blunts (and if that's all you can find, they still are!!!) but GAME has really stepped up the GAME. The advantage to game is the NATURAL LEAF GREEN WRAPPER, which you UNRAVEL before cutting open the inner paper. After cutting, emptying, stuffing, and re-rolling the inner paper, RE-RAVEL the blunt in the natural green leaf. The result is an exquisite blunt that lasts much longer than a Swisher or White Owl! The flavor is sweet, and a touch grassy compared to the other brands, which we also like because it feels more 'natural'!!! They also come in a foil pouch!!! So far every Game we've rolled has been very fresh!!!

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