!R.I.P. FOUR LOKO!
After being banned in a few states, and 'banned' on college campuses, FOUR LOKO is gone! The company has voluntarily quit making it, and promises to follow the suckiness of SPARKS by removing the caffeine, ginseng, taurine, and guarana! This makes FOUR LOKO totally worthless!
WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?
Because college students are BABYDICKS! Some stupid under-aged twats got drunk and threw up, which is exactly what would have happened if they'd just drank too much whiskey or beer, but then their paranoid white asses freaked out! they had stupid panic attacks because of the LEGEND of FOUR LOKO, and mistook the simple fact that they were DRUNK for DYING. fucking retards ruining it for everybody who isn't a fool.
SHIT SUCKS!
So we went to every liquor store in the neighborhood and bought every FOUR LOKO they had!!! That's it!!! We have the LAST OF THE FOUR LOKOS.
we are the GUARDIANS OF THE LEGEND!!!!
After being banned in a few states, and 'banned' on college campuses, FOUR LOKO is gone! The company has voluntarily quit making it, and promises to follow the suckiness of SPARKS by removing the caffeine, ginseng, taurine, and guarana! This makes FOUR LOKO totally worthless!
WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?
Because college students are BABYDICKS! Some stupid under-aged twats got drunk and threw up, which is exactly what would have happened if they'd just drank too much whiskey or beer, but then their paranoid white asses freaked out! they had stupid panic attacks because of the LEGEND of FOUR LOKO, and mistook the simple fact that they were DRUNK for DYING. fucking retards ruining it for everybody who isn't a fool.
SHIT SUCKS!
So we went to every liquor store in the neighborhood and bought every FOUR LOKO they had!!! That's it!!! We have the LAST OF THE FOUR LOKOS.
we are the GUARDIANS OF THE LEGEND!!!!
